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Smoking Roses Productions Present
Mother F*cking Christmas!
Written & Performed by Lindsey-Anne Barnes

19th - 22nd December 2023

Production Trailer
The Company

Lindsey-Anne Barnes

Mandy Evans

Book Tickets
Ticket Details


£12 Standard

£10 Concessions

Performance Times

Tue - Fri | 7:30pm


Running Time: 75mins without Interval

Concessions are only accepted for pensioners, the unemployed, students, and under 16s.

Content Warnings

This performance contains:


  • Strong Language
  • Scenes of a sexual nature


Recommend age: 14yrs+

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